The coroner carted the body away. The detective asked again what happened.
She responded, “I already told you, I tripped and fell into him. Everyone knows how clumsy I am.”
The detective sighed, “And then he fell down the stairs?”
She wiped a tear away, “It happened so fast!”
The detective mumbled and scrawled into his notepad. He dropped his pen, fumbling to catch it. As he bent down to pick it up, the widow rolled her eyes. She bit her lip and bent down fast. Her head collided hard with his bald noggin.
“Oh god! See!? Such a klutz!”
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